Even as the lead in the play I only had two lines:
- "Ahhh, Mom, can't I play Nintendo just a little longer."
- "Now I realize that I want to be an astronaut."
This was one of those two-hour elementary school play marathon and I must have fancied myself as something of a method actor because I remember thinking I had to lay perfectly still, because, of course, sleeping people don't move. This was exacerbated by the fact that the waiting line of children to get on the microphone walked past me and every single kid poked me, and asked "Are you really sleeping?" Looking back on it, it probably wasn't the best role, pretending to be asleep in my pajamas for two hours on stage.
The play ended with "Nate, it's time to go to school." To which I responded "I want to be an astronaut!" and ran off stage.
This was pretty bad, but it was better than being a bull in our kindergarten play about Mexico.