So, I've started a blog that I hopefully can stick to. Over the past few years I've noticed that I have an anecdote for pretty much any topic of conversation.
"I work at the city morgue."
"Did you know that most cadavers' heads are used for plastic surgery refresher courses? You didn't really think about that signing over your body to science."
"My mother just turned 50."
"So did Barbie. Did you know that she was based off of a German doll that was a prostitute? She was such a hit because she was the first mainstream doll of an adult in the U.S. Her designer Jack Ryan was Zsa Zsa Gabor's fifth husband. He once was so mad at her that her dismantled her Rolls Royce and refused to put it back together."
Etc.
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